Lightening Zaps Mans Sausage!

Posted on | June 13, 2009 | 4 Comments

Ok I couldn’t resist that post title. It reminds me of the good ol’ days of the early Sunday Sport headlines. Where they had such classics as a Lancaster Bomber Found On The Moon.

Anyway as an air cadet leader was prodding his sausage with a metal prong he was zapped by a bolt of lightening. Yes God does not like you being naughty with your sausage. Sorry couldn’t resist that either. But this story has smutty innuendo humour written all over it.

So you thought the big debate about cooking inside a tent was just how safe meths stoves are to use inside. But shouldn’t it now be metal cutlery or plastic sporks in a tent now?

Thanks to regular reader Trevor D Gamble for alerting me to this story. Which you can read in full here and get the more accurate serious reporting.

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