Lightening Zaps Mans Sausage!

June 13, 2009 by Darren
Filed under: Outdoors News 

Ok I couldn’t resist that post title. It reminds me of the good ol’ days of the early Sunday Sport headlines. Where they had such classics as a Lancaster Bomber Found On The Moon.

Anyway as an air cadet leader was prodding his sausage with a metal prong he was zapped by a bolt of lightening. Yes God does not like you being naughty with your sausage. Sorry couldn’t resist that either. But this story has smutty innuendo humour written all over it.

So you thought the big debate about cooking inside a tent was just how safe meths stoves are to use inside. But shouldn’t it now be metal cutlery or plastic sporks in a tent now?

Thanks to regular reader Trevor D Gamble for alerting me to this story. Which you can read in full here and get the more accurate serious reporting.

Comments

4 Comments on Lightening Zaps Mans Sausage!

  1. baz carter on Sat, 13th Jun 2009 9:08 pm
  2. comma? Man’s sausage?

  3. baz carter on Sat, 13th Jun 2009 9:10 pm
  4. If it had gone gone wrong of course he’d been battered! But it was only a frankfurter so he was only a hot dog for the time.. .

  5. Trevor D Gamble on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 8:02 pm
  6. A positively shocking tale! A flash banger of a meal! Boom boom! Didf he end up with just black sausage then? Char grilled was it ho ho ho!

  7. Darren on Tue, 16th Jun 2009 8:26 pm
  8. I can see you have been thinking along time on that comment ^__^

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